Darth Vader is no longer a whiny little boy

I had forgotten we got to see a glimpse of Darth Vader's scared head in empire- it is pretty chilling. Plus lets be honest he has beyond the best theme music


Double Plus bonus he is no longer a whiny little twerp

A New Hope

Finally on to the original. It is like 100% better, maybe it is my memories or the jokes. But I love it! Plus we have dropped a Whiny/Crying Anakin for a more humorous Whiny Luke Skywalker

Once again Anakin... if only you were a man...

Anakin is crying once again. He is about to turn all sorts of evil, once again. I wonder what would have happened if he had a real dad. P.S. did you know he doesn't have a Dad and was conceived ala immaculate conception? (this you learn in the 1st film, but I thought his mom was just lying to hide the shame)

Revenge of the Sith

Ohhh Ani- all that hate. On to episode III. By my count R2 is already at least 13 years old. Why is he is still functional? And why is Anakin so sensitive when people make fun of R2-D2? How come the robot technology has stopped moving forward in the last 13 years.

Anakin whiny or postal?

I am starting to believe the Skywalker's just have too much emotion to be effective Jedi. Maybe they need to breed with some of Spock's people to get control of that shit. Plus Anakin is very whiny. Man up kid!

Ani Ani are you alright?

Every time someone calls Anakin Skywalker Ani (and that is about every time someone addresses him) all i can think of is CPR class when you had to try to wake up the dummy, by saying "Annie, Annie, are you alright?"

p.s. this started at 8 a.m. it is almost 11 and the first movie is STILL playing